So Special;

Johnnie Walker Black Circuit Lounge

2011-04-01T01:32:00.000-07:00

i just recently finished my Alevels exams and got borderline results, just enough to apply to the university i want to enroll in, and honestly, it's stressful! all the waiting, and the hoping is unbearable. So i think i deserve to let loose and just forget all my worries, if not for one night only. And what better way or place to do it, then at the Johnnie Walker Black Circuit Lounge :)

On the 9th of April, 2011, the world's premium scotch whisky brand, Johnnie Walker, (http://www.facebook.com/JohnnieWalkerMalaysia)

will be hosting and event like no other. It will be promoting the very important propaganda of "NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE", as well as cater to the masses of avid Formula One Racing fans. But most importantly, its an event that will show how we, as Malaysians, party is style. I hope i'm one of the lucky contestants to be able to show everyone what style is.

who needs a visual set up on stage or on the set when you have a DJ like sophia lin on the decks!

they scream style in every way possible

last but not least, please remember to "NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE"!

-tim

The Other Guys Preview Screening by Sony Pictures and Advertlets.

2010-10-04T10:24:00.000-07:00

this competition is hosted by Whatthebunny and Advertlets

I feel like this movie was named after an episode of my life, honestly. Going through high school in smk Taman Tun Dr. Ismail, and life after, the people i hung and hang out with is a group of mainly, my very lovely, MACHAAAAS :D and me being chinese, you can see why i would be, the other guy, sort of. Doing sports, studying, partying, and just about everything i did, was with this bunch of animals. And i love them. The only problem with them, was that they spoke so loudly and so quickly that i couldn't get a word in most of the time. So the only way i could stand out was by, well number one being yellow. And talking in a very indian/chinese slang so that they'd just shut up and listen to me. Works like a charm.

An advantage of being the other guy, whenever we were out at a chinese restaurant or a place where the workers don't speak anything other than chinese. I would step in and be the hero of the day. Hahaha, that's a pretty damn big advantage right there!

sorry if the post is kinda crap. it's early in the morning and i need to catch up on some sleep. hope it's enough though!

-tim

Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole Movie Screening by Advertlets & Warner Bros.

2010-09-08T11:55:00.000-07:00

This contest was presented by What The Bunny.

and here is my entry :)

If i'm not mistaken, this species of owls are called the Barn Owls! Need i say why this is my favorite type of owl? JUST LOOK AT THEM! Their scared and confused faces, puts a smile on mine.

and i hope they have the same effect on you :)

-tim

I want to see Sour Puss!

2010-08-26T13:03:00.000-07:00

Tickets and Competition sponsored by,

Advertlets

i prefer dogs. period. Not only are dogs smarter, cuter, more obedient, active, playful, and a MAN's best friend, most importantly. VERY importantly. I'm allergic to cats. There. Suck it all you cats out there. This body of mine don't want none of ya'll.

aaannndd, i want to watch Cats and Dogs because the trailer shows some doggy butt action. No i'm kidding. I want to watch it because i've seen all sorts of movies in my life. talking ants, talking toys, talking cars, talking bananas, talking cats, talking dogs, and even talking catdogs. The only thing that can be added to that list of ridiculously wonky idea-ed movies, is a talking cat named Sour Puss (cracks me up everytime) trying to take over the world. IN THE WORLD OF THREE DIMENSIONAL :D. And as an added bonus, the cat (pussies) are the bad guys, and bad guys normally burn a fiery painful torturous death. That makes the inner child in me happy. So please, help me make my week of college that much more bearable, and my list, that much more complete. Thank you :)

A New Era.

2010-01-18T10:53:00.000-08:00

and so, something Epic.. Legendary.. Mind Blowing.. Ball Busting.. Tit Biting and Liver F*ckingly Awesome begins to come to life.

ARE YOU PREPARED..

(coming soon)

-tim2010

2009-10-20T10:12:00.000-07:00

Okay, so my blog is pretty much dead. but thats only because i've started college and all so i barely have time to update anymore okay. But anyway, i wouldnt have updated anything except i owe leenna a birthday post so,

Happy Belated Birthday Betfriend,

thanks for always being there for me, and for taking care of benita. and for all the laughter.. seriously.. HAHAHAHA :D and then,

Happy Deepavali My Indian Bras (slang for brother)!

may you be blessed with many more mamaks in more convenient locations and cheap food! Goota Love em. and then,

Happy Birthday Nabihah!

i still remember when aaron was just ye' tiny, and we used to cycle and bully the shit out of him. ahh they Grow up so Fast. Till the next time i get a surge of updating will and the patience to endure my slow uploading speeds.

Goodnight, and Sweetdreams.

-tim

lalala,

2009-10-02T10:42:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Mother!

thank you so much, for always being there for me. For supporting me in everything i do. For the advice and love only a mother can give. Thank you so much mom. You are one and only and no one in the world can ever take your place.

I Love You Mommy!

have a wonderful day! And an even better year :)

goodnight.

-tim

shitzu

2009-09-29T09:41:00.001-07:00

okay, okay give me till this weekend. Im busy with COLLEGE and all ;D

sorry!

btw, me and kun went skateboarding that day, we CAN OLLIE BITCHES!

-tim

Busy Busy Me.

2009-09-21T01:51:00.000-07:00

surprise surprise, i might be going to HELP in a week. Mother wants me to study meantime while waiting for the reply from singapore. I need to use that brain of mine anyway, its been too long.

Too Long.

anyway, its been a pretty hectic week. Went to maison twice this week. First time, got in late, second time, too many drunks to take care off. But ah well, experience experience. Pluss now they owe me their LIVES BIT*HES! But yeh, and im going to PD tonight, if im not too sick or sleepy.

i have some pictures from the week so i'll upload em soon :)

-tim

Down Under

2009-09-02T21:30:00.000-07:00

*Dramatic Opera Song Plays*

HELLS YEAHS, finally :) a post worth reading yes? sorry for making you guys wait so long. I swear i can only update at work and at work im... Working. So i dont have much time to update either. But anyway, i recent went down under *;]* to visit family, and chill outs, sooo....

Enjoy Bitches!,

Hahaha, i couldnt resist sorry.

the yin and yang

had to quickly rape our dinner cuz i was kinda late.

and the blackness, obviously didnt finish his food again

Time To Go!

i hate filling in these forms. dont you :)?

one of the prezzies from my Lump :)

so Goodbye Malaysia,

And Hello Mates.

i loved the weather.

Wee Hours Of The Morning + Mid Winter = Boner hahaha

Burger King is Called Hungry Jack's there :)

if you enlarge the photo, you'll see that the man looks the same in EVERY picture

me momma and her new hairstyle yo'

beautiful scenery.

We (adeline,mom,grandmom,grandpa) headed straight for Margaret River, a 5 hour drive if im not mistaken or was it 3.

BMW 3 Series <3

Mommy and Me at the hotel. Exhausted.

Its been awhile okay stfu.

Them :)

i think the photos got arranged wrongly, AGAIN.

la la la

we were in a pretty, Dessert, area soo.

more green

and here we are, at the edge of australia, swim in this direction long enough and you're bound to reach Africa :D or something like that :P

ahh scenery.

Adeline (My AUNTY)

i look extra puffy :|

Sisters

Poor car :(

At margaret, we did lotsa lotsa wine tasting :D

this was one of the wineries

Beautiful Place

she looks like a tree at first glance haha

DUCKY!

Its a painting :)

haha niceee.

part of the gallery, nothing intresting here people, move alongg. :P

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

mommy and grandmommy

i is sexy.

rows and rows of vines

LUNCH TIME

where's our wine!

haha this picture is just.. not normal

DUCKY, i knew you couldnt do a week without me.

followed me all the way from malaysia :D

my tasty tasty lunch :)

why cant we have any of these back here :(

purdyyyy..

if this was malaysia, they'd probally make him wear pants and censor his weenie.

a bridge to nowhere.

GRAPES

she got to drive the bmw :(

our next winery

gotta love the clouds

gotta love the flowers even more.

i got cuts all over my hand just for these pictures okay.

so pretty, but so painful.

next winery :)

evolved Rambutan. More hair, less meat :P

"what?"

Wonderwoman

that harbour goes out a looooonnngg wayyy. So long infact they have train tracks on it to transfer stuff from the ships out there back here, Cool Eh?

this place is called Eagle Rock. Its not zoomed enough for you to see the eagle :)

nice picture

blargh

i dare ya to surf there

on our way back to the carrr

Yellow Is Spongebob as Spongebob Is To Yellow.

we couldnt go up the lighthouse :(

Ice Cream Factory :D

woooooo

another beach :)

yup, photos got mixed up. SHEEET!

tweetle dee, tweetle dum

heeeereee birdy birdyyy

okay sersly the photos are beyond messed up lol

this is on was on the way back to perth :)

little gui lou kids

The Jetty, Super sexy awesome fish and chips.

there's no way a normal malaysia could finish one serving.

LOBSTAH

the whole finding nemo crew was in here :D

MINE MINE MINE

its all fun and games until they dig out your eyeballs

best fish n' chips in the undyverse

Hello There, I'm Timothy.

a little bit more to the right, more.. more.. more... *splash...*

i love myself.

:D im standing funny. See, everyone's bundled up and look at what im wearing.

so macho.

RUN!

bet he was malay, haha kidding bitches

blar

Creatures, Beer Factory/Bar. Very creative place.

great for after uni hangs :D

i forgot where this was :|

mmmm, warm soup noodles.

actually its beef noodles, yum yum yum.

the butcher. CHOP CHOP. Getting stuff for dinner.

and since we were in perth, we went to visittt..

KAI MA CINDY :)

if you've been reading my blog since i started blogging you'd know who she is :)

She left malaysia and opened a bakery in perth :)

rayban and pasarmalam ;D

dinner at night with the rest of the family, thats Xavier

He's mix :) anyone intrested?

mamamama

HERE XAVIER, HERE BOY

awwww, do you have a booboooo :(

you wanna play fetchh? hahahaha :P

throwing tantrum :(

he's getting angryy!

the plaster mark from the cuts from the roses from the winery from margaret river.

*Inhales Deeply*

little babyyy.

i want a trenchcoat too :(

mommy has one so timmy should get one :D

i hope you read this.

bubble tea :) mmm.

i bet its cuz he cant get the bubble up the straw :)

goo goo

gaa gaa

SMILE FOR ME :)

"Kidnappers Ahead"

at night, we went for dinner at the most awesomest italian restaurant in the universe i swear!

CIAO ITALIA! woooo :)

i was freezing that night sersly.

pizza, pasta, chilli muscles, omg what more could i ask for.

ARGH IM SO HUNGRY NOW :(

dessert :)

on the way back

on the way too.... THE FLYING SCHOOL :D

yes my mommy let me fly a plane :D

alalalalalallaflalfalfalsflasfasf sdfasdfsdf

WEEEE

look at dem pretty things.

its my turnn!

it was super super windy taht day, so my flight was almost canceled.

in the cockpit :D

i obviously had an instructor beside me but i forgot to get his pic.

he was big and yeah, it wouldve been weird :|

my headset ;D

imma spiral this thing haha :P

it started to rain so we had to park the plane and wait for it to die down.

i was so scared the flight had to be canceled.

AND OFF WE ARE :D

my dream

come

true

LANDING TIME

and back we are :)

i wouldve taken more pictures but i was busy with the controls so.

the minute we landed it started to hail. like HAIL.

was kinda scary cuz it was hitting the plane pretty loudly, BUT OH WELL :D

it was natalia's birthday that day, (my kai ma's daughter), so we went over for dinner :)

SUSHI!! look at my old blog pictures, she looks exactly like LILO :D

happy birthday little girl :)

you were so small last time :)

now you're all grown up :'(

Such Happy People :)

make a wish, and keep it quiet!

and the next morning, it was back to KL for me. My mom stayed another 2 weeks.

ahh, one day, i will be piloting this thing :)

thanks for a great holiday mom, love ya :)

thats all for now.

hope the wait was worthit. Sorry it was so long though. i'll try update more regularly now yeh? although i barely take my camera with me anywhere now. BUT I'll UPDATE!

Goodnight people, sweetdreams :)

i love you benita, always have, always will.

-tim

Believe It

2009-08-24T22:50:00.000-07:00

Okaaay, so its back to blogging. since i came back from ns i havent been taking much pictures cuz i dont know why but yah. imma skip everrrrytthinggg and go straight to pictures from aussie. and continue from there :) so till then, here are some random pictures from cheer and stuff stuff.

enjoy,

beauty in blue.

the girls trying on prom dresses

i forgot what this was :|

@Bukit Jalil

@Tepanyaki in megamall. Thats right, scratch that eye.

Go Stunners!

Anxious face. well actually backs of heads. but yeh :)

good luck girl, he's gay

the macho-est guy in the world :| no seriously.

hahahaha i have no idea which team this is.

-tim

Super Fly,

2009-08-17T00:32:00.000-07:00

guess who got his dell studio 15 babeh!

i did ;D expect updates real soon!

so much to do :( fark.

-tim

another one bites the cake;

2009-07-23T08:14:00.001-07:00

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY

my punjabi friend.

(see i made the font brown for you :D)

sorry for the late post, ive been busy and my net's been sucking balls.

anyhooo, my laptop is coming soon and i'll start mass updating then :D :D

till then, tululu. If thats how you spell it :p

-tim

and the seed, becomes a fruit

2009-07-14T09:50:00.000-07:00

YES IM A FRUIT, A VERY JUICY, SWEET ONE OKAY?!
so bite me :)

yes, im 18. yes, im legal.

Yes, Let's Party!

first up, dinner with my one and only. Followed by a private party by LapSap(my favourite two malaysian djs)

15/07/91 - a day which will live, in infamy.

-tim

To My Little Indian,

2009-07-13T22:36:00.001-07:00

HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY!!

you sexy son of a b*tch :D

now that you're finally legal, you can shove your ic in that chinese woman's face at MOS :D

been friends for a really long time now, had our ups and downs, and for that im sorry, but you'll always be my little indian :) Have an awesome day, and dont forget to call me out bitch!

-lovetim

Itsss youuur birrthhdaaaay!

2009-07-08T22:09:00.000-07:00

Happy Belated 17th Birthday Marrrieee Limmm :)

*cockstare*

-tom

Taaadaaaa!

2009-07-08T00:38:00.000-07:00

HAHA, FINALLY! Even this piece of junk lets me update my blog. Thank you, piece of junk :) So much for p1WiMax.

Suck Mine.

anyway, these are the rest of the pictures i took while in ns. Not much, cuz i dont exactly have my handphone all the time and when i do im not always in a Trigger Happy mood so,

enjoy,

Welcome To Hell :)

The only place where they are determined to make everyone look like,

That...

Oh oh sorry, i mean, That!

A whole hall of monks!

My fellow ns Suffer-ees

Spot the long hair dude. Phstt.. you look just as bad as the rest of us

beeeyatch.

ahh, i'll never forget this teacher. Bapak Hantu :)

he was like a father to me :p

yes, another compulsary part of ns.

sharp tits waiting to poke your eye out at a moments notice.

EVERYWHERE.

and now we have our uniforms :)

HEY ABU!

im Ali...

OH SUP!?

During Activities.

During break :)

BIBIR

ahh, our beds.. the only safe haven we have.

random picture #1

This was during the easter day holiday where my mom and uncle bob

flew down for holiday so they got me from camp too since we were allowed

to leave.

fralalala, on the way to the hotel.

The hotel O.O its brand spanking new. So new that even the

few last floors arent even opened yet. Its called Four Points by Sheraton.

booootifuull.

Ze window!

yeh the arrangement of the pictures are kinda retarded. Dont ask me whyy.

but this was at night, beeside sarawak river :)

topsy turvy

the super awesome super soft comfy beeed :D

again, back at the river :)

Uncle Bob :)

Haha this was on the way back to campp

CATS, you know, Kuching :)

MORE CATS!

Beuuuutifuuul sceneryyy :)

Aaahh, the night life at PLKN :)

Waiting to go to temple :)

OMG STUPID ARRANGEMENT!

on the way back to camp -.-

piece of crap -.-

F My Life.

Herman :D super ownage football player.

represents sarawak :D

A Chilling Saturday Morning.

never thought id say that.. a chilling MORNING...

Mercellinus, Ketua Pelatih,

something like head prefect except ARMY STYLE.

Behold the Ballness!

Muka STIM :P

i zlike dis peektureee

i have no idea what the hell theyre doing,

i just play along :D

that guy looks like a cat sersly.

dude at the far right, Mr.Muscle, you can guess why

Compnay Bravo's Head Teacher

Panjang! just because he is simply freaking tall.

Stairs to the canteen

a whole lot of chinese friends :D

AZN FOR LIFE NIGGER!

Mr.Sunshine

random shot #2

We were supposed to be in the church praying,

instead... :D:D every sunday baby!

very bootifoool sun set sky.

It looked like a UFO then i swear! :O

UFO! told you..

Commanding Officer, and Second In Command

of Company Bravo. See the rank on our shoulders :D

IT SMEXY

That night the whole camp was ours because most of them left camp for

the semester break. My flight back here was on the next morning :) We played

commando in the bathroom. HAHAHA

the remains that stayed back that night.

haha this was supposed to be scary

I guess not :D

love is everywhere.

Oh god, arrangement problem again.

arrangement -.- you can see Am's middle fingers, yes.

Am is the commanding officer.

the morning before leaving to the airport.

love this picture.

After two very long months..

GUESS WHO'S BACK :D

i love you.

@pavillion with am,slow, and lynnette.

arrangement, behold baldness :

and just like that.. im back in hell -.-

Mofo arrangement sheet. this was my flight back to camp :)

Sheryl and Wendy. Yes, the owner of Wendy's, wendy :)

Ronaldo!

Hahaha, a modern age wonder!

Thats chip, and ustad. Chip's a superfly breakdancer dude

dont judge him by his size, he packs a pucnh :O

Zakaria, really quiet guy :) as you can see he was trying to avoid the camera

yes, but seriously, he's no pushover HAHAHAHA.

priceless face, muka stim :P

see, he's so quiet even the picture sounds quiet.

and the rest are in the post before this :)

so now that i can update, HANG ONE FOLKS :)

-tim

Hoooo

2009-07-06T05:50:00.000-07:00

Congratulations,

BLITZERZ and DYNAMITEZ!

and to everyone else who did their bests, there's always next year :) (only applies to form 4's and below)

on another note: GREAT now i have more pictures and the impossibility to upload them. Im bringing em to work tommorow, wish me luck -.-

-tim

Cheer 2009.

2009-07-03T10:13:00.000-07:00

And just like that, another year goes by.

Goodluck,

Sri KDU STUNNERS

DJ DYNAMITEZ

BU4 BLITZERZ

-tim

GARH.

2009-06-30T08:37:00.000-07:00

i only got this far until blogger decided to die on me agian,

anyway, these are the last few days before i left so,

enjoy,

arent those girl's sunnies!

hakim, daus, TUAN MARCIEL :D

commanding officer Am, one tooth gone in toilet daus.

haha the jerk off, daus

bla :)

my very clean dorm :)

am, doraemon :D, 2nd commanding offcier or CAPTAIN TIM,

daus.

the trusty canteen! my lifeline for ns.

one of the teachers :)

bye bye camp :\

3 guys getting punished hahaha.

best camp EVER.

-tim

After 5 Long Years,

2009-06-28T11:06:00.000-07:00

i finally decided to edit my msn messenger groups :)

you can imagine the kind of crap that used to be in it. 5 years and iver never touched it till today.

goodnight.

i love you, please stay here. With me.

-tim

Hello, blog

2009-06-26T03:39:00.000-07:00

gah im so f*ckin sorry guys but really i've been trying to put up pictures but my internet just refuses to let me. I think its because ive reached my upload/download limit for the month on my p1 Wimax. I only noticed there was such a thing after nick asked me about it -.- It takes for ever to even write a simple post.

sooo...

i shall take my photos to ben's place and update here :)

till then, Goodbye world!

R.I.P. Michael Jackson, a.k.a Wacko Jacko.

1959-2009

king of pop. Shaazaaaam.

-tim

2009-06-22T05:53:00.000-07:00

Leenna is awesome :)

SHE IS THE BEST BETFRIEND EVER :D

You Know You Want Me

2009-06-21T09:52:00.000-07:00

and so i say hello,

and welcome back to my blog :)

officially. No Seriously welcome back.

Been a bum since i got back but only because i've been going out alot and stuff stuff so, im like too tired most of the time if not lazy if not my internet metamorphs into a complete TARD and doesn't do my bidding like its supposed to since its,

P1 WIMAX. I mean, it has its own super cool looking wireless modem shit, why is it such a B*tch?!

But anyway, since i can do it now i might as well.

idz beeeen, 2 weeks since ive been back and bloody hell it feels like forever!

you know cuz im almost always never home. Sorry mom and gramps and aunts :D

anyway i'll summarize it! in a few pictures and then my next post shall be from my

Program Latihan Khidmat Negara Experience..

KAY?! :D

enjoy,

...oh god i cant even upload the first 5 pictures...

WTF YOU WANT LA

-tim

The Last Straw

2009-06-19T21:11:00.000-07:00

OKAY, so im going genting today for the night. I'll update one this week is over kay?

PROMISE! cuz like i start work next week anyway (back at perfection) so i dont have much time to go out.

But don't expect me to update EVERYTHING one shot. I'll do it slowly but surely :D

-tim

Someone's Growing Older :'(

2009-06-18T04:12:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHday DUCKY!

i shall post a picture soon for i am not at home :)

oh man they grow up so fast :( ..

i love you my nigga :D

-tim

benita,

2009-06-14T10:27:00.001-07:00

And I will never ever be the first to say it

But still I, yes you know, I..I..

would do it

 Push the button

 Pull the trigger

Climb a mountain

 Jump off a cliff

 Cause you know baby I love you love you

-tim

Finally

2009-06-14T07:01:00.000-07:00

My Baby's Coming Back..

-tim.

Sorry.

2009-06-07T13:15:00.000-07:00

Okay okay so maybe i didnt update :(

im sorry okay, ive been busy!

i promie i'll do it on tuesday kay, PROMISE GODAMIT.

the seperation is killing me,

baby please come back.

multiply the distance by a trillion,

and i love you more than that.

-tim

2009-06-04T01:03:00.000-07:00

Hello People :)

AND IM BACK :D!

well i got back on tuesday but i've been busy since so.

anyway, just wanna say hello, and i'll update on weekend alright?

so welcome back here, and keep checking for updates.

till then,

Have A Good Holiday!

and i miss you babe.

-tim

benita koren,

2009-03-23T03:50:00.000-07:00

i hope this is posted on the right day cause im using the autopost thing.

online dates can be very confusing yes :)?

recomended : play So Close - Jon McLaughlin.

its the begining of my first full week of NS, and my first full week without you. As you're reading this im either in class, marching, playing sports, sitting in my bunk, having a meal, or maybe im showering. But one thing's for sure.. you're on my mind. My bald (yes dont forget im bald now), little mind. I sleep, eat and drink you. Yum :) I know its still hard for you, maybe not, but i hope you're smiling right now, because i bet i am. Or at least im trying my best. I can still feel you in my arms, as we stood at the doorway and hugged each other away. As i stretched out as if not wanting to let you go. As i painfully and unwantingly said goodbye. Everytime i think about you closing the door i just wanna break down. But then i think about your sweet smile, (the one i forced you to make) i feel a little better. My neck feels empty now, and much lighter. I hope 'their' in good hands :) hold them close while you sleep. And we might just, just maybe.. feel the warmth we do everytime we cuddle. I really miss you baby. even as im typing this. even as you're reading this later. i really do. And i love you That much more. Just make sure you hold your promise and i will mine. And in 3 months everything is gonna be alright.

i hope you have a great week at school my love. if ever you feel less than good, remember the guide list :). i love you beyond all explainable words. and i will till you dont want me to. Yes, we are. Bumpalump and Hubbalump. So Close.

a day, a week, a month it dont matter,

because baby,

i know together we'll get through,

the cold lonely winter.

no matter how far it feels,

no matter how lonely a day,

just remember baby,

im only a thought away.

across the road,

across the country,

across the sea,

wherever in the world,

its just you and me.

like you said babe, "its you and me forever. Don't ever forget that."

i love you.

-tim...

sigh.

2009-03-18T12:42:00.000-07:00

this is goodbye for real..

-tim

2009-03-18T04:18:00.000-07:00

ceacrasa

because im leaving on a jetplane.

2009-03-16T07:33:00.001-07:00

well more of a jumbo jet but yeah.

So, im leaving to sarawak on thursday for my National Service.

i wont be home for 3 months and get back on June 13th.

everyone, all my friends, be good :)

study hard.

if someone like me can do it, what more you guys.

be safe, dont get into trouble. Wait for me.

dont do anything stupid.

dont end up on the news.

(except if its for something good)

and pray that the food there doesnt kill me!

baby... baby,

i love you.

and i still will when i come back,

all bald and black.

i hope you feel the same way :)

study hard! make me proud like i did you.

i know you can do it.

dont forget me cuz i wont, you.

think of me everyday as i will, you.

if you miss me, just wear 'it' and go to sleep.

if you're hurting just write everything down.

wait for the weekends and let it all out.

if you're distracted think of my kissing eyes.

if you're sad think of samurai.

i know you have pictures.

if youre hungry think of me,

telling you to sneak out for a snack.

if you're bored, go on skype and wait.

if you feel lost,

remember what i showed you on Maps.

if you feel unmotivated,

remember how i promised you i'll play moonlightsonata.

and if it hurts too much,

start from the top.

i promise you're all i ever want

and im not doing anything to let you go.

just promise me i'll be coming back to you.

Just You.

Happy 3rd Babe,

-tim

(signing out)

Bite To Break Skin

2009-03-13T12:20:00.000-07:00

Weeee, and so, as i've hoped for, i got results im happy with. Although knowing that i messed up beacuse of something so stupid gets to me. I MEAN MORAL? COMON... yeah anyway. these are pictures from before and during spm results.

Just wanna say thank you to all my teachers, friends and family. And you, yes you :)

thank you so much.

math-A1

+math-A1

physics-A1

chemistry-A1

biology-A1

english-A1 / 1119-A1

bm-A2

est-A1

moral-A2 (motherf*cker)

sejarah- A1

enjoy,

all of us, sean, jaf, james, resh, su,sanoj,gurtej,vinod and myself,

headed to devi's at 9 and found out results only come at 11.

and thus, we headed to ou being the bored geniuses we are :)

Welcome To One Utama, Your One Stop Shopping Centre

BEHOLD THE CROWD!

us.

weeee.

self timered our bored asses

it was so tempting but, none of us wanted to die on that day.

well at least not yet x)

Seanzy

nike shoes - RM200

jeans - RM1000

shirt -RM10000

Gurtej's Facial Expression - Priceless.

For everything else, there's Mastercard.

yes i know i have sexy legs -.- U SPOILT THE PICTURE MORON

yes i chopped my thumb off. SO WHAT HUH?! :(

sean's photog

Dilema.

Sei Lor.

bored of playing our free foos games.

tally ho!

World Record In The Making.

guess which hand is mine?

SURE-ndran

Hearts Racing.

this is when our testicles started craacking.

everytime i think about that moment i get anxious again.

all of us praying before getting our results.

we can see resh took it Sersly haha

weeee, did they just call me?!

the rest getting their results

vivian already shat her pants by now.

i liek that word, shat.

vivian completely shat out and crying.

its tears of joy by the way :)

me and mommy :)

straight aces. :D

see how cool i am. so cool.

yeah... feel the coolness b*tches.

I JUST NOTICED JAFRI'S POSE HAHA.

click on the pictures btw.

fralaalalallaalalalalalalala HAPPY :)

cause you're pefect, like the moon and the stars in the sky. And the sun, shining so high, even knows when to surrender.

-tim

Thank You

2009-03-13T10:37:00.001-07:00

Look's like my balls didn't shatter after all :)

-tim

Spm.

2009-03-11T08:00:00.000-07:00

so guys,

ARE YOU READY FOR THE EVENT OF YOUR LIFE?!

SPM RESULTS 2008!

time : 10.30 - the rest of your life

venue : the place you either make it, or break it

theme : birthday suits to tuxedos, you decide ;)

Scheduel:

8.30 am. - Testicles start to shake and vibrate. (possible pants wetter)

9.30 am. - breakfast jammed at throat. (possible excretion veritcaly)

10.00 am. - Testicles shatter into a million pieces.

10.05 am. - waiting in line for results.

10.06 am. - swearing the teacher for taking so bloody long to tend to the guy infront of you.

10.07 am. - you sit down on the chair and feel your shattered testicles as they crack into smaller pieces

10.09 am. - your teacher flips through the sheets. for every sheet she passes ur eyes widen and your heart stops.

10.15 am. - you're either on your legs jumping so high that your now unshattered testicles are in your stomach or dangling out your mouth. OR so low that your shattered testicles are now dust.

Pictures from Post Sports Day and Sports Day :)

enjoy,

gavin the gay doing, The Gayvin :D

bla

Go Babe!

Bla

Weee

Eheeeee

Squareee :D

Enlarge the picture and look at all them morons faces :D WAHAHA

i THINK that's trina

GO BLUE HOUSE!

At first glance, leenna looks like any average normal looking girl. Discover more further down :D

Look at my sexy baby!

GO SEXY BABY!

AHAHAHAHAHA Look at my betfriend go! Wooooo ALL THE WAY LEENNA!

Green

Reddd

Redd were goood :)

i want samurai swords ;(

Yellow were cool too

Go Lion!

LOL they all look the same to me :P

Red House Cheer

Go starr!

Nice hair :0

seriously u have to like enlarge most of these pictures to see their faces :D

look at carrr she's flying :)

Time Out

Go Greeen

marieeeee

see what i mean by face xD

demie and rie

baby being nervous doing the dance :D

see that banner with the lion? it cost.... RM1000

and there it goes :) the last you'll see of it HAHAHAHAHA

Go yellowww

kitt, nabbers and ainaaa

facessss

O... N.... ON! yeahhhhh ON!

haha nabihah has the best cheer face la geeez

i only got one picture of blue cuz cuz i was recording :\

THEY WON FIRST PLACE ANYWAY :D

CONGRATS GUYS

@Tjse's place

you.. are the cutest lump of thing ever.

-tim

2009-03-10T01:32:00.000-07:00

SPM Results Come Out In 2 Days.

pray for me yea?

and to the rest of you, Good Luck!

p.s. i love you.

-tim

2009-03-09T09:47:00.000-07:00

Woot! Grandaddy got me an iTouch :D

will update soon!

-tim

So Long, Farewell

2009-03-04T07:50:00.000-08:00

So, as you all knows, i quit working @ perfection already

not because im lazy b*tches.

But because i wanan chill out before leaving to NS.

STILL THINK ITS GHEY ..

sighh.. but anyway!

pictures from the last day of work.

enjoy,

First, say hello to the family!

Edwin, a.k.a. Boss and Vino a.k.a. woman that does everything for us :)

Uma, a.k.a. super lazy bum

Sanoj, a.k.a. son of an indian b*tch :D

hazim a.k.a. chicky a.k.a. tha*bi a.k.a mamak a.k.a. blacky a.k.a literal bast*rd :D

see what i mean by lazy bum? she has FACEBOOK on the computer

PLUSS, she's sleeping :D

Sanoj being the hardworking man

The "Open and see la" Locker :(

without this baby right here, perfection can be pERfECTION :P

(its a photocopy machine btw nimbwits.)

Mr.Ben, addmath teacher.

went out drinking with him a few times, awesome teacher ;D

LOOK AT THAT SMILE?!

i bet he photocopied his sexy ass cheeks :D

GO VINO, do my work while i take pictures of you doing my work :D

facebook is like our saviour.

i only started facebooking again beacuse i worked there.

i felt left out :(

Evil Stare! either that or thambi's hair is so sad it makes my eyes watery :P

" aneh aneh, milo ais tak mau ais satu!"

see how happy we are after wiping our butocks with some kleenex :)

its so happyfying that sanoj doesnt mind stuffing the crap stained tissue into his nose for his sniffing pleasure :)

Sniff Boy Snifff....

"Look Ma, No Hands!"

im so cool i make those 2 mangkuks look cooler than me :\

i have no idea why i took this :)

look at the joy i get from killing small indian boys :D

i gave him a paperball to take with him to.. HELL!

Amititha Bachandicha

Bi Rain ... (H)

i felt nostalgic okay, i wanted to take pictures of everything :(

even this 7-11 store which i will miss dearly :\

Look at that pussy go ;)

GAH DAMMIT, i swear im trying Hazim.

ur ALMOST white.. i'll try again later!

Paper :|

no, i dont have two shlongs! they just love me in all my glory :P

DONTCHU JUST WANNA SMACK THAT?!

GO AHEAD, ITS CALLING YOUUU.

we call it... The World...

*dramatic music plays*

She's a part time model btw, no idea how but yeah :D kidding umaaa.

hazim, hazim, hazim.. if thats what ur gonna be doing when ur girl tries to get sexual with you..

i say... Have Fun My Friend.. and make sure u keep that finger to yourself. :)

my face is too overly sexual.

it will turn all of you on at a single glance and thus,

i have saved you the trouble of self satisfying thyselves

VINO POSE!

Yeaaaa GIVE ME FIERCEEE, RAWRR.

thats what i call fierce bit*hes! Nose Poo.... learn From the Pro Ya'll!

This one, no one can learn la sorry sorry.

only i am capable of pulling it off :P

This one.. Now you know where beggars go too for classes :D

thats why they need extra money to pay for themselves and his classes!

so next time you see one, think of hazim, the evil mamak.

making full use of the counter i will never see again :D

YEAH BABY I LOOK HAWT.

Vogue, Claire, ummm MAXIM,

i know you want me baby! give me a ring aite ;)

i cant believed i look so stoned :\ ?

I SPOILED THE PICTURE :( although its really awesome :)

anyone know whats happening?

Some Teachers and Some Staff :)

remember... pERfECTION

Lounge Area Where I Readth My Bookth,

I Will Miss Thy.

Cabinet With Cheapth Skateth Gifts To Con Students Into bringing more students..

i will miss thy..

Sexy Boss..

I already miss thy :(

Yummy Cheap Nasi Lemak..

I'LL BE BACK!

Say Hello To My Little Brother :D

i made him cry btw :(

SORRY! but now i know you'll never forget me :D?

HAHA! SEE IT WORKED IT WORKED!

HAZIM.. u owe me big time..

who needs eyes, a nose and ears if u can be white :D?

Small Boy :D

Oh Yeah Baby Give It To Me!

WOOT WOOT! DO YOUR THANG BABE!

i like punching in and out :)

its funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Hazim and mr.K

Sorry i couldnt resist :P

I'll miss you guys! Except sanoj and mamak.

see you when i see you loosers.

but to vino, uma and edwin...

i am the most awesomest staff to ever walk the face of the human infest earth..

-tim

pieces.

2009-03-01T06:38:00.000-08:00

i think it's evident that i love you more :)

-benita

your eyes,

2009-02-28T11:32:00.000-08:00

how they shine,

i will never know.

now that you're mine,

im not letting go.

leaving me in a daze,

i dont know what to do.

im at a lost for words,

everytime im infront of you.

you're watching me right now,

you look so f*cking cute.

pardon my language,

i dont mean to be rude.

ok i dont know what im saying anymore,

so i'll just say bye.

i hope when you read this,

you'll remember the kiss.

im gonna crawl to you now,

i cant wait.

thanks sweeheart,

for loving me in this world full of hate :|

omgomgomg u just touched my knees.

ur so soft :) i love you.

-tim

Zeitgeist

2009-02-27T06:33:00.000-08:00

have 1hour and 56minutes to spare?

watch this, it'll really open your eyes and get you thinking.

its a movie by google bout lots of stuff.

it's really... "Wow-ing"

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5547481422995115331&hl=en

gogogogo, you wont regret.

do you have the stomach for it?

i have sexy shoulders she says.

-tim

2009-02-26T08:13:00.000-08:00

hahah, thank you to hazim laaa

sorry la mamak, owe you big time :D

"teh ais satu"

today was the last day of work by the way, took loads of pictures but i'll upload it tmrw or something.

-tim

Die... Dieee!

2009-02-24T08:12:00.000-08:00

NOKP : 910715105141

NAMA : TIMOTHY WONG EE TIEN

KUMPULAN ASAL:

KUMPULAN BARU: 2

PICKUP POINT : CAR PARK C, STADIUM BUKIT JALIL

NEGERI PKP : WP KL

NAMA KEM : KEM PUTRA SENTOSA, SEMATAN

ALAMAT KEM1 : MUNGGU BELIAN

ALAMAT KEM2 : PEKAN KECIL SEMATAN

ALAMAT KEM3 : LUNDU

POSKOD KEM : 94100

BANDAR KEM : KUCHING

NEGERI KEM : SARAWAK

TARIKH LAPOR : 19 MAC 2009

MASA LAPOR : 2.00 PTG

ULASAN :

-tim...is dying

Smosh!

2009-02-23T10:14:00.000-08:00

these 2 idiots are really funny :)

watch their videos, we should try making sh*t like that!

SMOSH

this song is actually nice :|

-tim

It's Raining

2009-02-23T05:02:00.000-08:00

Woot, hope you guys watched the documentary on rain :)

its called

Hip Korea : Seoul Vibe

theres a repeat tommorow (24/02) at 11 am!

on discovery channel btw.

its awesome, like sersly. no sersly :)

he's got a fashion line now, its called

Six To Five

doubt we'll see any of that here but yeah.

oh and the pictures are in reverse, stupiad uploader thing -.-

enjoy,

Most common car picture i've seen :P

haha like i said reverse. This was the end of the dinner

Happy Belated Belated Birthday Trinaa!

Blaa

dinner, A Jug Of Orange Juice And Some Peanuts :)

Cutie bum bum

i love you :)

-tim

so ghey

2009-02-22T06:20:00.001-08:00

what the hell happened to my SPANK COUNTER?!